nostalgic-dreaming:

when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003

(via lizzie-andthe-diamonds)

nosdrinker:

my strange addiction: cumming

(via chadontop)

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via lizzie-andthe-diamonds)

neox:

shit white people say after sex 

  • thank you 
  • thats was good 
  • is there any gogurts left 
  • thanks 
  • do u think ikea is still open

(Source: boytaurus, via he-jira)